Hm-m-m?

Yes. The church of the FSM clearly frowns upon overcooked and burnt pasta.

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Originally posted by sweetsuds:
Yes. The church of the FSM clearly frowns upon overcooked and burnt pasta.

Bless you with parm.

rAmen

If you reject FSM, let it be on your head.

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Originally posted by billbright:


If you reject FSM, let it be on your head.

Now THAT was funny!!!...well done bill

As a side note - I couldn't help but notice that the young boy has two bottom teeth and there is no meat in his "serving" of pasta...this is very indicative for it "serves" to indicate his display of bewilderment...it could very well mean that just maybe he had turned the bowl over his head as an act of rebellion to the flying spagetti monster that he was being force fed and over not settling for "nothing" but the best in life.
"WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!?"...There has got to be more in this bowl of life...There is God...And this young lad knows it.

And now this may sound like a jab, but it is not...VERY SERIOUSLY BILL...the resemblence is remarkable...Is that a picture of you?

- LegionSon -

When eating, you must first sing the traditional invocation...

On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese...

Thou must use only the finest organic tomatoes!

Thou must make yearly pilgrimage to Parma, Italy (or at least weekly journeys your local specialty foods store) for the finest Parmesan cheese, freshly grated.

Thou must use noodles made of only true durum semolina!

Extra virgin olive oil... the sacrifice of the virgin olives - RAMEN!

Meatballs are to be made from free-range cattle, raised with no hormones or antibiotics.

Pastaday dinner must be served in full pirate regalia.

RAmen!

I feel sorry for whoever has to clean up after and/or bathe that kid.

This may be sacriligous but, what happens to your religion if while blessing his worshippers in Parme, Italy somebody in serving the F.S.M. makes a mistake in the sacramental offerings.... and the guests eat him???

T

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Originally posted by tawodi:
This may be sacriligous but, what happens to your religion if while blessing his worshippers in Parme, Italy somebody in serving the F.S.M. makes a mistake in the sacramental offerings.... and the guests eat him???

T

Aaah, but remember:

Thou shalt partake of his Noodles and Marinara, and thou shalt never hunger or thirst... until supper time, anyway. But the feast shall never end! His Great Noodleyness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is infinite in his generosity! Don thine pirate eye-patch and pass the grog, for those who eat of his Noodley Goodness shall be blessed... and quite full.

There is only one act of sacrilege at the bountiful table of the F.S.M., and that is the careless spilling of the sacred marinara. He who spills the sacred sauce must swab the deck.

al dente, al dente, al dente, amen.

How Ood.

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Originally posted by Whirled_Peas:
How Ood.

Ood, indeed!

lol now isnt he just cute... lol tiger where do you find these things
wen]

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Originally posted by BladesKisses:
lol now isnt he just cute... lol tiger where do you find these things
wen]

Wendy pick them here and there...U never said how you liked the one I sent you...

lol she was very cute... my dad calls me that all the time
wen

And the Lord, he knitteth his brow and sayth, "He who tasteth my meatballs and believeth in the sauce shall not perish, but shall have flavor and righteousness all the days of his life. rAmen."

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Originally posted by whtetiger:

This post is about the FSM. Please keep on topic and keep your God out of it.

The marinara and alfredo sects are still arguing about this, aren't they?

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Originally posted by HANtheMANN:

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Originally posted by whtetiger:

This post is about the FSM. Please keep on topic and keep your God out of it.

Good one, Handyman.

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Originally posted by benjdm:
The marinara and alfredo sects are still arguing about this, aren't they?

They've decided to reopen negotiations after the 12-Course War, where the pesto sect was deemed heretical, and many became apastates.

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Originally posted by sweetsuds:

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Originally posted by benjdm:
The marinara and alfredo sects are still arguing about this, aren't they?

They've decided to reopen negotiations after the 12-Course War, where the pesto sect was deemed heretical, and many became apastates.

When do we get to the Council of Olive Garden and iron out what is to be included in the Loose Canon? Provherbs is definitely in...

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Originally posted by benjdm:

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Originally posted by sweetsuds:

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Originally posted by benjdm:
The marinara and alfredo sects are still arguing about this, aren't they?

They've decided to reopen negotiations after the 12-Course War, where the pesto sect was deemed heretical, and many became apastates.

When do we get to the Council of Olive Garden and iron out what is to be included in the Loose Canon? Provherbs is definitely in...

Meet us there in full pirate regalia. Spaghetti be unto the head of the transgressors! rAmen